The District of Ceylon State is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.524 billion Lankans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong Ceylon Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,360 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,996 per year while the poor average 2,544, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, voting is voluntary, and Ceylon State has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ceylon State's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceylon State is ranked 58,222^nd in the world and 1^st in Ceylon for Highest Food Quality, scoring 34.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.