The Republic of CesarRC is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 7 million CesarRCians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong CesarRCian economy, worth 444 billion Bs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 63,483 Bs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,853 per year while the poor average 17,370, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CesarRC's national animal is the Condor de los Andes, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CesarRC is ranked 117,581^st in the world and 93^rd in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,222.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.