The Queendom of Ceryse Hightower is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Ceryse Hightower with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.422 billion Hightowers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldtown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The very strong Hightower economy, worth 97.7 trillion golden dragons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,700 golden dragons, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Queen Ceryse Hightower to be highly-advanced toilet factories, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ceryse Hightower's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Ceryse Hightower is ranked 41,444^th in the world and 1^st in Hightowers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 57,845.57 Standard Monetary Units.