The Matriarchy of Cersei is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.48 billion Cerseians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The all-consuming Cerseian economy, worth 786 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,717 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, and the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cersei's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cersei is ranked 279,439^th in the world and 4^th in Byss for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.93 on the Bus Surprisal Index.