The Dominion of Cernunnosos is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.397 billion Cernunnososians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The strong Cernunnososian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,242 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Federal Council of Cernunnosos has been announced as the new Head of State, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cernunnosos's national animal is the Hound, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cernunnosos is ranked 105,882^nd in the world and 6^th in Oatia for Highest Average Incomes, with 68,242.4 Standard Monetary Units.