The State of Ceram is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 16.676 billion Ceramians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Ceramian economy, worth 781 trillion betales a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,883 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ceram has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceram's national animal is the deer.

Ceram is ranked 149,468^th in the world and 2^nd in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.