The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 169 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.005 billion Centrist Card Farm 169ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 169ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,444 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, ill and injured visitors in Centrist Card Farm 169 have to walk it off until they return home, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and the new one Cards coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 169's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 169 is ranked 275,895^th in the world and 799^th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 7.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.