The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 111 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.157 billion Centrist Card Farm 111ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 111ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,747 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, many Centrist Card Farm 111ians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, and many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 111's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Centrist Card Farm 111 is ranked 270,386^th in the world and 875^th in Memeland United for Most Beautiful Environments, with 51.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.