The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 090 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.193 billion Centrist Card Farm 090ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 090ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,105 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, Centrist Card Farm 090ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 090's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centrist Card Farm 090 is ranked 277,044^th in the world and 826^th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 7.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.