The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 077 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.156 billion Centrist Card Farm 077ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 077ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,403 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all products in Centrist Card Farm 077 are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Centrist Card Farm 077's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 077 is ranked 49,726^th in the world and 518^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.25 law-abiding acts per hour.