The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 016 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.255 billion Centrist Card Farm 016ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 016ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,632 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 016's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Centrist Card Farm 016 is ranked 56,399^th in the world and 316^th in Memeland United for Most Beautiful Environments, with 658.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.