The Queen's State of Centreren is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.754 billion Centrerenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Centrerenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,655 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,795 per year while the poor average 2,419, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, voting is voluntary, Centreren is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Centreren's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Centreren is ranked 123,254^th in the world and 275^th in State for Smartest Citizens, with 33.25 quips per hour.