The Queen's State of Centralia Heights is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.186 billion Centralia Heightsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Centralia Heightsian economy, worth 844 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,996 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,125 per year while the poor average 2,364, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Centralia Heights's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Centralia Heights is ranked 270,065^th in the world and 646^th in Ancient Lands for Safest, scoring 10.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.