The Republic of Central Universe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 25.133 billion Central Universeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Universe City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Central Universean economy, worth a remarkable 5,694 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,579 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, nation-building is the new national pastime, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is totally unknown. Central Universe's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is a major religion.

Central Universe is ranked 1,648^th in the world and 2^nd in New Landya for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 51 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.