The Protectorate of Central Kapul is a large, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 151 million Kapulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The Central Kapulian economy, worth 6.17 trillion North Kapulians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,881 North Kapulians, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, Leader has killer fashion sense, waste collection professionals have been canned, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is moderate. Central Kapul's national animal is the South Kapulian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central Kapul is ranked 260,103^rd in the world and 7^th in Kapul for Nicest Citizens, with 5.02 average smiles per day.