The Empire of Centelia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8 million Centelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Centelian economy, worth 320 billion Empty Bank Accounts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,070 Empty Bank Accounts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 258,258 per year while the poor average 2,511, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Centelia's national animal is the Otter and Bee, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Centelia is ranked 254,195^th in the world and 46^th in Centennimisa for Highest Average Incomes, with 40,070.53 Standard Monetary Units.