The Allied States of Celtayoshi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alfie Dunwoodie with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 35.407 billion Celtayoshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celtayoshi City. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtayoshian economy, worth a remarkable 7,605 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,807 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celtayoshi's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celtayoshi is ranked 331,366^th in the world and 3^rd in Sparrow for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -30.82 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.