The Awful Majesty of Celinova is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Celine with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.644 billion kummen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooarai. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celinovan economy, worth 805 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,751 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children trade in their pickaxes for hammers and sickles, there's no weight to modern politics, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and international trade is a sticky issue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celinova's national animal is the kuma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Celinova is ranked 174,811^th in the world and 1,413^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,326.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.