The Republic of Celestial Vengeance 87 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 2.69 billion Celestial Vengeance 87ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Celestial Vengeance 87ian economy, worth 122 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 45,535 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Vengeance 87's national animal is the eagle.

Celestial Vengeance 87 is ranked 126,096^th in the world and 3^rd in Land of Mar for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.