The Soaring Skyfish of Celaray is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 4.363 billion Celarayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.

The all-consuming Celarayian economy, worth 421 trillion marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,569 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Treason is relative, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celaray's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Celaray is ranked 149,495^th in the world and 1^st in Da Land of Da People for Largest Populations, with 4.36 billion capita.