The Outyards of Ceilikkell is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.72 billion Ceilikkellians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceilikkellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,462 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 318,955 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime is totally unknown. Ceilikkell's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceilikkell is ranked 54,210^th in the world and 1^st in The Far Left for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,730.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.