The Outyards of Ceilikkell is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.707 billion Ceilikkellians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceilikkellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,453 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 318,371 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, Ceilikkell is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime is totally unknown. Ceilikkell's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceilikkell is ranked 13,667^th in the world and 2^nd in The Far Left for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,358.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.