The Kingdom of Ceel is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.659 billion Ceelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miport. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ceelian economy, worth 509 trillion Gps a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,989 Gps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All music has been banned, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceel's national animal is the Fox.

Ceel is ranked 83,459^th in the world and 776^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 18.41 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.