The ONE HEX IMERIUM OF GOON DOOM of Cebulon is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 658 million Cebulonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of One Hex Goblin City. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Cebulonian economy, worth 33.0 trillion Unoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,123 Unoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cebulon's national animal is the Hex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cebulon is ranked 281,676^th in the world and 887^th in Cebulon for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 36.69 on the Kitten Softness Rating.