The ONE HEX IMERIUM OF GOON DOOM of Cebulon is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 526 million Cebulonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Cebulonian economy, worth 24.2 trillion Unoes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,080 Unoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", third world countries are rich in "I Love Cebulon City" t-shirts, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime is moderate. Cebulon's national animal is the Hex.

Cebulon is ranked 100,234^th in the world and 3^rd in Cebulon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,070.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.