The United Socialist States of CDRSFS is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 67 million CDRSFSians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped CDRSFSian economy, worth 2.17 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,437 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CDRSFS's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CDRSFS is ranked 313,511^th in the world and 1,124^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.