The Allied States of Cbuh2 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 3.332 billion Cbuh2ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cbuh2ian economy, worth 193 trillion tails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,998 tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cbuh2's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cbuh2 is ranked 200,179^th in the world and 4^th in fujoshi for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.31 percentage of bribes refused.