The Province of Cavite is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32.254 billion Caviteños are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imus. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The strong Caviteño economy, worth a remarkable 1,351 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,904 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Cavite in an international press conference, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Cavite, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cavite's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cavite is ranked 215,576^th in the world and 38^th in Cities for Safest, scoring 52.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.