The Province of Cavite is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 31.798 billion Caviteños are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imus. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The strong Caviteño economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,904 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Cavite in an international press conference, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Cavite, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cavite's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Cavite is ranked 56,479^th in the world and 26^th in Cities for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 98.29 on the Hayek Index.