The Republic of Cauzrailia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.858 billion Cauzrailians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cauzrailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,756 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,112 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, job satisfaction is a luxury many Cauzrailians can't afford, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cauzrailia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cauzrailia is ranked 264,980^th in the world and 53^rd in Worlds of Colors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.