The Democratic Empire of Catsfern is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by John Henry Eden with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.697 billion Catsfernians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raven Rock. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catsfernian economy, worth a remarkable 6,530 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,545 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, there is one competing standard, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum, and government winter plans get a frosty reception. Crime is totally unknown. Catsfern's national animal is the Neko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Pantheon.

Catsfern is ranked 13,458^th in the world and 1^st in RKS System for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,407.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.