The Cool Cats Velvet Knights of Catillac Cats is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Cleo with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 28.459 billion Catillac Catsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catillac Cats City. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catillac Catsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,144 trillion cat nips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,486 cat nips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, dictators have dubbed Catillac Cats the land of lunatics, the government is raising the stakes on mental health to beat the odds of addiction, and the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catillac Cats's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9 Lives.

Catillac Cats is ranked 321,484^th in the world and 20^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.