The Armed Republic of Cat Army85 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.392 billion Cat Army85ians, 909 million of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Public Transport, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The very strong Cat Army85ian economy, worth 75.6 trillion Mice a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,304 Mice, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat Army85's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cat Army85 is ranked 179,778^th in the world and 541^st in neck for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,348.78 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.