The Armed Republic of Cat Army8 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.735 billion Cat Army8ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Cat Army8ian economy, worth 87.2 trillion Mice a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,254 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, the Cat Army8ian government is the world's largest NGO, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat Army8's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cat Army8 is ranked 184,323^rd in the world and 1^st in Copy Ability Wrestler for Most Secular, with 16.56 Atheism Rate.