The Armed Republic of Cat Army73 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.329 billion Cat Army73ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Cat Army73ian economy, worth 54.9 trillion Mice a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,296 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

High school bands practice by moonlight, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat Army73's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cat Army73 is ranked 173,686^th in the world and 7^th in fURRIES 4 NATIONSTATES XD for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.87 percentage of bribes refused.