The Armed Republic of Cat Army5 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Cat population. The compassionate population of 1.754 billion Cat Army5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The Cat Army5ian economy, worth 72.5 trillion Mice a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,346 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat Army5's national animal is the Cat.

Cat Army5 is ranked 206,506^th in the world and 685^th in neck for Most Secular, with 15.57 Atheism Rate.