The Armed Republic of Cat Army34 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.398 billion Cat Army34ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cat Army34ian economy, worth 53.8 trillion Mice a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,462 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat Army34's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cat Army34 is ranked 65,203^rd in the world and 64^th in neck for Most Secular, with 18.5 Atheism Rate.