Least Corrupt Governments: 1,732ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,216th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
We will lick you
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Casoscaria

Population13.314 billion

CapitalBeardopolis
Leaderthe Bearded Lady
FaithOrder of the Blessed Schnauzer

Currencygreenie
Animalschnauzer

The Commonwealth of Casoscaria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Bearded Lady with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.314 billion Casoscarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beardopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Casoscarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion greenies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,350 greenies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Bearded Lady is considering changing the Casoscarian flag to one with more glitter, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casoscaria's national animal is the schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the Blessed Schnauzer.

Casoscaria is ranked 11,103rd in the world and 8th in North Carolina for Most Stationary, with 2,199.75756437648 days.

Top
1%
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,732ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,216thMost Pacifist: 2,350thSafest: 2,492ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,021stNicest Citizens: 3,056thMost Inclusive: 3,367thHighest Food Quality: 3,882ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,259thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,315thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,501stBest Weather: 4,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,380thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,608thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,720thMost Cultured: 5,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,896thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,391stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,624thMost Developed: 6,653rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,661stSmartest Citizens: 8,469thLowest Crime Rates: 8,512thLargest Governments: 9,519thMost Stationary: 11,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,721stHighest Economic Output: 14,506thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,705thMost Efficient Economies: 20,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,230thMost Secular: 21,850thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,805thMost Influential: 24,051stHighest Average Incomes: 29,385th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, The Bearded Lady is considering changing the Casoscarian flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Casoscaria was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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