The Technocracy of Casarian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Director and Iterator with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.99 billion Kasaræ are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Öreya. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kasarian economy, worth 412 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,178 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, river banks are having massive withdrawals, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casarian's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Casarian is ranked 307,361^st in the world and 6^th in Eurion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.