The Federal Kingdom of Casaint is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Friederich I with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.407 billion Casaintians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sertemberg. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.

The very strong Casaintian economy, worth 162 trillion Libs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 67,487 Libs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps. Crime is totally unknown. Casaint's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Secularism.

Casaint is ranked 262,431^st in the world and 3^rd in Frontiera for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.94 on the Bus Surprisal Index.