The Matriarchy of Carrotpolis is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 405 million Carrotpolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprig City. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Carrotpolisian economy, worth 22.7 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,100 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carrotpolis's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carrotpolis is ranked 51,193^rd in the world and 209^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,923.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.