The Borderlands of Carpetstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.829 billion Carpetstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Carpetstanian economy, worth 167 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,803 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,316 per year while the poor average 2,745, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Carpetstan's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Carpetstan is ranked 225,124^th in the world and 21^st in Sonindia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.