The Confederacy of Carpathian Moldova is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vigo the Carpathian with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.92 billion Carpathian Moldovans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Carpathian Moldovan economy, worth 784 trillion rounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 159,526 rounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,672 per year while the poor average 32,363, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, airport security is provided by private companies, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Carpathian Moldova's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Carpathian Moldova is ranked 60,183^rd in the world and 43^rd in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,362.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.