The Federation of Carlavikay is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.419 billion Carlavites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The powerhouse Carlavikan economy, worth 121 trillion Lonas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 85,459 Lonas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,648 per year while the poor average 17,243, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, you can touch grass without leaving your computer, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and the Carlavikay Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Carlavikay's national animal is the wolf.

Carlavikay is ranked 114,684^th in the world and 39^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,904.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.