The Kingdom of Carjack is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Tomasc Kolinsen with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.798 billion Carjackers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisno. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardish economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,912 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime is totally unknown. Carjack's national animal is the Arctic seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Carjack is ranked 158,714^th in the world and 2^nd in The Northern Commonwealth for Largest Black Market, with 1.00 trillion Standard Monetary Units.