The Community of Caribou is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.949 billion Caribouans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The very strong Caribouan economy, worth 691 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,255 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, Caribouan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caribou's national animal is the Caribou, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caribou is ranked 91,859^th in the world and 1^st in Safari for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,255.05 Standard Monetary Units.