The Dangine Card Farm of Card Manager is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ben Shapiro with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.558 billion Card Farmers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Card Deck. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Human Trash economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,743 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the dartboard at the Human Trash Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Ben Shapiro's face, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Manager's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joe Momaism.

Card Manager is ranked 112,327^th in the world and 4,947^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,174.2 Standard Monetary Units.