The Dominion of Card Hellhound 4 is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 26 million Card Hellhound 4ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Card Hellhound 4ian economy, worth 887 billion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 34,105 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, Leader's preferred candidate has lost second place by three votes, insomnia is slowly turning everyone insane, and retirees make up the bulk of foreign students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 4's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Hellhound 4 is ranked 143,029^th in the world and 1^st in Hellhound Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 30.8 quips per hour.