The Dominion of Card Hellhound 3 is a small, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, devout population of 26 million Card Hellhound 3ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The Card Hellhound 3ian economy, worth 1.34 trillion Linguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,710 Linguins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 3's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Hellhound 3 is ranked 153,934^th in the world and 2^nd in Hellhound Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 29.4 quips per hour.