The Dominion of Card Hellhound 2 is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 12 million Card Hellhound 2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Card Hellhound 2ian economy, worth 381 billion Linguins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 31,804 Linguins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Hellhound 2's national animal is the Hellhound.

Card Hellhound 2 is ranked 229,829^th in the world and 1^st in Hellhound Forest for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.