The Republic of Card Demoness 76 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.159 billion Card Demoness 76ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Demoness 76ian economy, worth 401 trillion Goats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,981 Goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and scientists are not permitted to ask questions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Demoness 76's national animal is the Soul, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Demoness 76 is ranked 316,797^th in the world and 594^th in The Underworld of Hell for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.27 on the Bus Surprisal Index.