The UPC of Card Clone 087 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.079 billion Card Clone 087ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Clone 087ian economy, worth 634 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 104,449 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Clone 087's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Card Clone 087 is ranked 261,373^rd in the world and 607^th in Memeland United for Safest, scoring 15.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.