The UPC of Card Clone 061 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.012 billion Card Clone 061ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The powerhouse Card Clone 061ian economy, worth 565 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,025 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, the Card Clone 061 City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and business is banging at no-tell motels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Clone 061's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Card Clone 061 is ranked 215,855^th in the world and 631^st in Memeland United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.